Editor’s Note: The following story by Jeff Rembert was posted by Ghost Parachute: A Literary Magazine on its website under Blog on May 20, 2020.
You’re staring at the screen, and you’ve got nothing. Your mind is a void. You type random words and hope a coherent sentence emerges. Still nothing. Your cat gives it a shot with words of her invention and does so with steadfast confidence. Still incoherent, but your cat doesn’t care. Your frustration continues unabated. In your cat’s eyes, you’re simply a dog. Good luck with that.
Futile efforts, cat judgement, emptiness of thought and desire are common. The origin of this state of inability remains unknown to scientists, literary professors and writing coaches. Politicians blame Belgium. Your father blames your mother’s side of the family. Your mother says something about a real father. While theories fail to adequately explain the malady, it continues to rage through writing communities, literary groups and freelance sweatshops.
And no one is immune. You have what some call writer’s block.
Writer’s block affects the young and old, the experienced and inexperienced, short story writers and novelists, romantic writers and fantasy apocalyptic authors (same thing), English undergrads and MFAs. Writer’s block doesn’t recognize borders, culture, race or political parties. It affects those with and without the latest technology. Starbucks patrons are particularly susceptible.
Editor’s Note: The following story by up-and-coming journalist RACHEL STAMFORD was published by Nicholson Student Media on its website NSM Today for UCF by UCF on April 8, 2017. Her story profiled our local writing group Writers of Central Florida or Thereabouts.
As the sun sets on a Wednesday evening, twenty-or-so patrons file in to a small Winter Park coffeehouse. The walls are lined with bookshelves and the ceiling is adorned with colorful lanterns. Fairy lights crawl up the cement walls and over the bar in the back of the performance room. The bartenders serve wine and lattes alike under the menu written on a chalk board with names like Best Boring Waffle and Vote for Pedro.
While there is usually a featured writer slated to speak on the schedule, a clipboard left on a table near the stage offers last minute sign-ups to anyone who wants to perform throughout the night. The writers range from UCF affiliates to complete strangers and patrons of the coffeehouse.
One may see retired UCF math professor Mike Taylor reading his own science fiction. Writing and rhetoric major Ross Ellison is developing his novel, and asks the audience for critiques on his characters. A young man in a hoodie who calls himself “J” requests no one takes his picture, joking he has some “alleged outstanding warrants or whatever.” J. Bradley shows off copies of his newest novel “Jesus Christ, Boy Detective”. Published writer Shasta Grant stays in the back of the room and reconnects with her old dance coach; someone she ran in to at the venue just by chance, as they haven’t seen each other in over a decade.
Editor’s Note: The following story by Jeffrey Rembert was posted by FORWARD Floridaon its website under Legislative on August 11, 2016.
Late-night comedians have spent the better part of the past decade and a half ribbing the Sunshine State’s electoral mishaps and for good reason. Even our well-heeled counties have found ways to offer comedic fodder with voters misunderstanding the mechanics of voting and creating embarrassing delays in Election Day vote tabulation. But comedy aside, based on the numbers and the state’s recent refusal to be labeled electorally either red or blue, Florida is the most important state in the upcoming presidential election.
Of the top seven most populous states, all but two have consistently given their electoral votes to the same party, election after election, since 2000. And of these behemoths of population and electoral votes, Florida and Ohio are the only states to accurately select the past four winners. California and Texas? Locks respectively in the Democrat and Republican columns. New York, Illinois and Pennsylvania? Though Pennsylvania claims diversity in its voting ranks, all three states have gone Democrat since 2000.
Florida and Ohio remain electoral powerhouses of no certain allegiance but one is more so than the other. Read more →
Every THIRD Wednesday, beginning at noon, let’s keep the discussion going regarding issues affecting writers of all genre. And whatever it takes to get you to the next step. We’ll also entertain the presentation of new work – first draft or edited – and old work, as well as everything in-between. If you’re new to the group you have the option to bring in food and drink, so long as you clean up afterward. Maitland Public Library provides a spacious community room environment. And if you have nothing to offer but a willingness and desire to sit back and enjoy, please do. We look forward to meeting you.
Join us every SECOND Wednesday for a continuation of Open Mic night for all writers, storytellers, poets and other creative types. We host at Stardust Video & Coffee beginning at 7:00 PM. Three featured presenters will start the evening followed by you and your work. A sign-up sheet will be available.
Please share the good word with other writers, storytellers, poets and their related groups and mark your calendars for another night of entertainment.
No charge to attend or present. We do encourage you to take a look at the Stardust menu of food and drink. No pressure to purchase. No pressure to present. Just show up, sit back and enjoy the good works.
Every THIRD Wednesday, beginning at noon, let’s keep the discussion going regarding issues affecting writers of all genre. And whatever it takes to get you to the next step. We’ll also entertain the presentation of new work – first draft or edited – and old work, as well as everything in-between. If you’re new to the group you have the option to bring in food and drink, so long as you clean up afterward. Maitland Public Library provides a spacious community room environment. And if you have nothing to offer but a willingness and desire to sit back and enjoy, please do. We look forward to meeting you.
Join us every SECOND Wednesday for a continuation of Open Mic night for all writers, storytellers, poets and other creative types. We host at Stardust Video & Coffee beginning at 7:00 PM. Three featured presenters will start the evening followed by you and your work. A sign-up sheet will be available.
Please share the good word with other writers, storytellers, poets and their related groups and mark your calendars for another night of entertainment.
No charge to attend or present. We do encourage you to take a look at the Stardust menu of food and drink. No pressure to purchase. No pressure to present. Just show up, sit back and enjoy the good works.
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Our November featured presenters:
Mike Scotchie, storyteller of television repair, homeownership and parenthood, among other things, from Storytellers of Central Florida.
Ric Bauer, author of Lights, Camera, Action! and Our First Book Of Stories, Volume IV. His books are available at Amazon.com.
Tim Rumsey, storyteller from Storytellers of Central Florida offering a “Yogisms” tribute to New York Yankee great Yogi Berra.
Every FOURTH Wednesday, beginning at 7:00 PM, let’s keep the discussion going regarding issues affecting writers of all genre. And whatever it takes to get you to the next step. We’ll also entertain the presentation of new work – first draft or edited – and old work, as well as everything in-between. If you’re new to the group you have the option to order, or not order, something off the Graffiti Junktion menu. Our venue provides a “no pressure” environment. And if you have nothing to offer but a willingness and desire to sit back and enjoy, please do. We look forward to meeting you.
